Once upon a time, there existed a shirt so soft that people used to use the shirt to describe a baby’s bottom. But dark times fell and the shirt disappeared, leaving people sad and roughly clothed. It wasn’t until rabbit found the secret cave where the shirt had hidden for millennia that true softness returned to the earth. And so, people were once again happy and softly clothed.

Look you’ve made it this far, and the reality is that means you’re probably super board and have nothing better to do. But you’d look cooler doing that in this shirt…